Saturday, July 3, 2010
Dear Aunt Flo...
Do you plan on showing up this month? I've seen some oh-so-faint spotting since yesterday which shows that you're thinking about it but you need to shit or get off the pot. If you show up by Monday then that means I can haul my happy buns down to Womack next week for my saline sonogram, pick up my meds, and get my MTHFR test done. If you don't show up by Monday then I'll have to wait till August. So make up your damn mind! Thank you.
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Ain't that the truth!
ReplyDeleteAhahahahaha!! Love it!! An infertility friend told me when AF was late and I was waiting for her to show up to go to the mall in white pants. It took Provera to motivate my uterus, but it's still a good idea. :)
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